Okay, this brilliant joke was created a few weeks ago in one of Mr Stephen's amazing lessons by my apprentice Jasmina O. She's pretty amazing, don't you think? Anyway, today I spent 1/4 of the day in the car. Which was very nice and all (not. I tried to commit suicide, but I didn't have the gun that Rachel made me).. but I guess I should start from the beginning.
Lovely Morning at School:
As usually, Monday mornings are.. well, very tiring. The day started with Science during which we achieved nothing, then we had English. You see, English was never my strong point, and my concentration span is about as long as a goldfish'. Sorry, not goldfish - goldfish have an okay memory and attention span, since they can learn all those awesome (pftt) tricks. So maybe like an octopus. Yeah, that works.. So when Mr Doherty asked us to work in class, well, you can guess how well that worked out. Now on my to-do list (I really like using bullet-points):
SNOW!!!!!!
Well, on Saturday it started snowing. Not light snowing, but woosh! Instand blizzard! So as you can guess, we were all super excited about going outside and rolling in the snow and I was putting on my water-proof gloves (which Rachel keeps making fun of) to go outside when the teacher tells us that we can't because 'the snow is icy, so you could slip'. But since we are totally bad-ass *snort* we tried to sneak out (and failed) because Ms Hall caught us and threatened with a red censure... So fussy. We were so disappointed but refused to give up! At lunch, there was Ms Hemerka who was a bit nicer, so me and Rachel (Linda and Jasmina wouldn't come) got to hang out outside for about 5 minutes. It was so cool! Since the wind was blowing, it felt like being on a very cold dessert, since the snow was crispy so it flew about everywhere :] Unfortunately, Ms Hemerka made us go inside, but NO! By now Jasmina had joined us (Linda left after a bit of wandering to do the Polish homework) and we tried again! We were like total stealth ninjas! We ran ALL THE WAY from the main gate to the to the door to the KS2 corridor! Actually, we hid like 3 times, in fear that we would be caught. I know, James Bond would be proud. We were gonna do it again, but I think Ms Hutchinson almost caught us, so we decided that we had achieved the peak of awesomeness, no need for more
"I have alcoholic candy! I can get drunk!" "So? I got drugs! Cough syrup!"
That is by far my favourite quote from one of my super-fascinating conversations with Little Michael (we were both stuck in the traffic) Anyway, so I leave music school at six and can you guess what time I got back? Ten! That is four hours! I felt like punching my window! Seriously! I was so bored that at one point I started doing homework! That is of course after my battery ran out, I won the whole 'Crazy Penguin' game TWICE, as well after calling practically everyone on my contact list (so about 5 people (not really, I'm not that pathetic... not THAT pathetic anyway)). After about the third hour, I was starving! And can you guess what I found? ALCOHOLIC CHERRY CHOCOLATE. It was disgusting. But I was starving so I ate it. Of course, afterwards I found some 'Paluszki'* but you know.. Also, the traffic lights were absolutely useless! I literally didn't move from one spot for about half an hour! The the lights kept changing; Red, Yellow, Green, Red, Yellow, Green; yet no one was moving! Can you see why I hate traffic lights now?
Finally Home
At ten, I finally got home. I know, it felt like half of the day passed me by! Oh no wait, it did. Well, one sixth. Anyway, the moment I got home, I had to do some homework and then... *drum roll* I blogged! By the way, I finally realised why I blog (I had a lot of time to think... but I spent most of the time trying to kill the traffic lights)! I know how boring life can be sometimes (probably better than anyone else) so I like to think that I'm helping SOMEONE be a little less bored (though I'm probably doing the opposite.. sorry guys, my intentions are in the right place)! Plus, the whole no social life thing..
*Paluszki: Fingers. Or you know, salted bread sticks.
Lovely Morning at School:
As usually, Monday mornings are.. well, very tiring. The day started with Science during which we achieved nothing, then we had English. You see, English was never my strong point, and my concentration span is about as long as a goldfish'. Sorry, not goldfish - goldfish have an okay memory and attention span, since they can learn all those awesome (pftt) tricks. So maybe like an octopus. Yeah, that works.. So when Mr Doherty asked us to work in class, well, you can guess how well that worked out. Now on my to-do list (I really like using bullet-points):
- Practice piano
- Write English essay
- Finish French HW (Got so bored that started it in the car)
- Check Polish HW (Ditto as in French only I actually finished it)
- Research the 'Legend of Anastasia' which is awesome and all, but I could do without the extra work
- Geography Assessment (but we might be doing that in class)
SNOW!!!!!!
Well, on Saturday it started snowing. Not light snowing, but woosh! Instand blizzard! So as you can guess, we were all super excited about going outside and rolling in the snow and I was putting on my water-proof gloves (which Rachel keeps making fun of) to go outside when the teacher tells us that we can't because 'the snow is icy, so you could slip'. But since we are totally bad-ass *snort* we tried to sneak out (and failed) because Ms Hall caught us and threatened with a red censure... So fussy. We were so disappointed but refused to give up! At lunch, there was Ms Hemerka who was a bit nicer, so me and Rachel (Linda and Jasmina wouldn't come) got to hang out outside for about 5 minutes. It was so cool! Since the wind was blowing, it felt like being on a very cold dessert, since the snow was crispy so it flew about everywhere :] Unfortunately, Ms Hemerka made us go inside, but NO! By now Jasmina had joined us (Linda left after a bit of wandering to do the Polish homework) and we tried again! We were like total stealth ninjas! We ran ALL THE WAY from the main gate to the to the door to the KS2 corridor! Actually, we hid like 3 times, in fear that we would be caught. I know, James Bond would be proud. We were gonna do it again, but I think Ms Hutchinson almost caught us, so we decided that we had achieved the peak of awesomeness, no need for more
"I have alcoholic candy! I can get drunk!" "So? I got drugs! Cough syrup!"
That is by far my favourite quote from one of my super-fascinating conversations with Little Michael (we were both stuck in the traffic) Anyway, so I leave music school at six and can you guess what time I got back? Ten! That is four hours! I felt like punching my window! Seriously! I was so bored that at one point I started doing homework! That is of course after my battery ran out, I won the whole 'Crazy Penguin' game TWICE, as well after calling practically everyone on my contact list (so about 5 people (not really, I'm not that pathetic... not THAT pathetic anyway)). After about the third hour, I was starving! And can you guess what I found? ALCOHOLIC CHERRY CHOCOLATE. It was disgusting. But I was starving so I ate it. Of course, afterwards I found some 'Paluszki'* but you know.. Also, the traffic lights were absolutely useless! I literally didn't move from one spot for about half an hour! The the lights kept changing; Red, Yellow, Green, Red, Yellow, Green; yet no one was moving! Can you see why I hate traffic lights now?
Finally Home
At ten, I finally got home. I know, it felt like half of the day passed me by! Oh no wait, it did. Well, one sixth. Anyway, the moment I got home, I had to do some homework and then... *drum roll* I blogged! By the way, I finally realised why I blog (I had a lot of time to think... but I spent most of the time trying to kill the traffic lights)! I know how boring life can be sometimes (probably better than anyone else) so I like to think that I'm helping SOMEONE be a little less bored (though I'm probably doing the opposite.. sorry guys, my intentions are in the right place)! Plus, the whole no social life thing..
*Paluszki: Fingers. Or you know, salted bread sticks.
you have an amazing memory, youre ability to memorize many events and random facts just drops my jaw. such a badass by the way, nearly getting a red censure, dodged a bullet there could have been in big doodoo. is it legal to keep you there at music school for that long??? sounds like fun.....but you have a huge social life, stop denying it :]
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