dearblankpleaseblank (Originally posted on December 21st, 2010)

Am a lazy pig so instead of writing a proper blog post I am just gonna show you these:

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns.

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic.

Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This story is getting old.
Sincerely, Joseph.

Dear Person Who Linked me this Site,
Please never send me a link again. I have responsibilities and absolutely no willpower.
Sincerely, now addicted to 'dearblankpleaseblank'

Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you too.
Sincerely, everyone sane in the world.

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton.

Dear Voldemort,
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Sincerely, Pinocchio.

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare.